France gets the gun. Yells something about how he is in charge! They all need peace, now!
Everyone promptly ignored him. xD Italy yells, "GERMANY, WATCH OUT!"
HOWEVER, SEALAND HAS A SLINGSHOT POINTED AT GERMANY! >=O
Italy yells "NOO!" and jumps in front of Germany to take the hit. He falls into Germany's arms. Germany freaks out; "Italy?! It's okay, you're going to be okay," etc. Italy says something along the lines of, "See…I'm not always…useless..." and faints.
Everyone looks on to the tragedy. Sad faces all around. Russia sniffles sadly. Germany picks up Italy bridal style and starts to walk off stage. Everyone has their heads bowed and are solemn.
France, still holding the gun, looks around. "Are you kidding me? IT WAS A FRICKIN SLINGSHOT!"