The three try to say they didn't again. Germany joins Russia and China. France suddenly turns on England and says he must have done it while France was distracted. They fight, and America, when Japan asks him to help them out, is acting unusually mild. People start to question what's wrong with America.
French fashion show and then a very short Q&A. We make sure someone asks "America" something so he can fail at answering, even if it means having Denmark announce that they'll take one more question, but make it one for America, since he looks lonely. Or something.
BACK TO THE PLOT.
“What’s wrong with America?” England and France are still fighting, and England falls back into the curtain. He finds and brings back Italy and America. Both are set free, and as everyone is all “WTF?” over the two Americas, Italy runs over and rips the American flag sticker off of Canada’s forehead. Everyone GASPS... and then cricket. Then Italy yells, “OMG, IT’S NOT AMERICA, IT’S LEAF-LAND!!” Canada says something about how he’s NOT Leaf-Land, he’s CANADA.
He has to rant about:
Leaf-Land? REALLY?? WTF
America is horrible
Can’t take it anymore; exposes Cana-Bel-land. Evil laugh.
Sealand and Belarus expose themselves; box has been moving during the rant. China notices box is moving and hits it with his ladle. Sealand is revealed! China talks about more children. England goes all big bro on him. He introduced Cana-Bel-Land, and Belarus joins him. Canada laments that this has already been said, but no one notices.
Cue TEAM ROCKET PARODY:
B:Prepare for trouble
S:Make it triple!
C:To inform the world of my existence
B:To win Russia with my persistence
S:To extend my borders... to include GROUND
B:To ENSLAVE Russia with my LOVE (S:That doesn't rhyme...)
S:Cana-Bel-Land because it sounds right >:D
B:Surrend now or prepare to fight
C:Hey, guys, what about me? D:
England suddenly yells "STOP!" Addresses audience: "Is it tea time??"
Yes: We have tea.
Teams split again; America wants to be a hero and can't join England, so he joins France. Italy immediately joins Germany with the commies. Japan decides to join France as well.
England is blamed for both kidnappings. Belarus offers to let him join Cana-Bel-Land, since he's associated with them now anyway. China takes him aside next and tells him really, does he want to join THEM? They'll forgive him for kidnapping Italy (lulz) and let him fight France.
1) England joins Cana-Bel-Land: GO TO CHOICE 5.
2) England joins the Commies: GO TO CHOICE 6.